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Saturday, July 24, 2010

How Times have Changed




How Times have Changed for today's Grandfathers

I am a Great Grandfather to Cherrae, the daughter of my Grandson, Ramon. He didn’t warn me that something was coming that was going to knock me off my feet, and by definition would change my status in the world forever, so when it happened it knocked me off my feet. I have not yet met my Great Granddaughter because she lives between Bermuda and America, and I live in Spain, but I will some day.

I recall how mysterious my grandparents were to me. I only got to meet two of them, my grandmother, (my father’s mother) and my mother’s father. They seemed so ancient to me, and I was so totally awed by them that absolute respect was all that I could possibly accord them.

I remember when my Grandmother died. She was lain in repose in her house, a very sombre and dark place, and she was carried off to be buried in a horse-drawn hearse that was black and high off the ground with giant feathers. I was terrified that death was a thing of punishment.

Now, I am the second oldest ranking member of our family and I am the Great Grandfather. When I do get to share some quality time with Cherrae I can only imagine that she will see me as someone who is as old as time itself, although I am the 2010 version of a 71 year old. The story I have to tell her will go something like this:

“Cherrae, how old are you? I’m five years old Great Grandpa. Well, that’s very good because you are just beginning your life. I am 71 years of age, so that means I have lived 66 more years than you. During that time a lot of things have happened that have changed my life, not always for the better, but the one thing that has been constant is change itself.

I know that you are a little young to understand fully what I am telling you, but you will come to understand better as you grow older. When I was your age I lived in a house that had no electricity, no running water, no television, no telephone, no toy computers or real ones either. We children didn’t have game boys or x-boxes to play with, nor could we send sms messages or talk on our mobiles. We didn’t even have Facebook!

The form of family transport that we had was one bicycle. That was for my father to get to and from his work. Everybody else used shank’s pony, which meant that we walked. In our case we had to walk to school along a road that was made with very hard rocks that had been broken by prisoners. During those days if you went to prison once you never went back again when your time was served because you had to work very hard every day. Now the guys, and girls seem to think that going to prison is some kind of paid vacation. In the olden days they didn’t even lock up women.

When I walked to school it was without shoes. No-one, except the rich had shoes. Can you imagine that?

Those were absolutely wonderful days in my life because we lived near the water, and we had tons of open space in which to roam and use our imagination, unlike today when everything is so crowded, and people live in apartments. Even so, people don’t know who their neighbours are.

Eventually things changed and we had better facilities. We moved to another house, and we got electricity, running water and an inside toilet. We got a telephone, but it didn’t do anything unless we called somebody. The big change was when one of the neighbours got a small black and white television. They allowed us, their neighbours to come round to watch it if we sat on the terrace and looked at it through the window. At midnight the station ceased broadcasting by playing the British national anthem, God Save the Queen.

Do any of the tv stations stop broadcasting during the day in the United States where you live?

With our telephone we got a shock one day when we called our Aunt Muriel. She said guess where I am at the moment! We guessed she was in the house answering the phone, but she said that she was answering the phone, but she was outside hanging up clothes at the same time. How could that be? She had installed an extra long wire to her phone. Wow! Now, of course we have mobile phones that allow us to talk to one another while driving our cars. That is not such a good idea, but it can be done.

Perhaps the biggest change to affect the world was when a company called International Business Machines (IBM) introduced a machine for business called a computer. I was encouraged to buy some of the company’s shares when they were very cheap, but I didn’t understand what was going on, so I didn’t buy any. That’s a shame because if I had done so, I most probably would be a trillionaire today, and I could give you a big box full of money.

The computer changed everything about how we lived our lives, and continues to do so today. There are very few things that we do in our lives that are not impacted by the computer. Your own life will have changed so often by the time you become my age. For one thing, when I was born my life expectancy was 47, but I’m now 71, and there is the possibility that I may live to be one hundred. Your life expectancy is 78, but you will probably live to be 130.

I have seen the world change from cars that went very slow to Formula One super fast racing cars. Now we have world racing yachts that zip across the Atlantic, and airplanes that got so big that they are a place unto themselves, and they fly by jets that propel them at fantastic speeds. We live in a world where you never really have to touch money, and information is within a few seconds grasp. In our choice of telephones we have the Blackberry, and something called an iPhone. I won't even go there!
All these things have happened within my life. Hardly anything took place within my parent’s life, so only Heaven can have any idea of what to expect within your life as change keeps coming ever faster.

One of the negative things that have occurred is that technology exists in which a person can always be contactable, whether it’s during meal times, or when you sleep, or are travelling, or worse, when you are on vacation. Mankind was not designed to absorb so much stress. However, if you choose you can unplug everything and feel the stress slip away.

And so, Dear Reader, that’s what I’m going to do for the next month: no internet, no mobile phone, no radio, and no weekly columns. I’m hanging out my “Gone Fishing” sign, and I wish you all a good Summer break.

To be continued in September……..

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, July 18, 2010

The Fabulously Beautiful Woman




The Fabulously Beautiful Woman is Beautiful Inside!

There are two types of women who can de described accurately under this category. Both will probably be young-ish, but that might be the only thing they have in reality to share.

Most people, upon reading this title will think of a woman who is letter perfect. She will have stature, glorious hair, a sculpted face with doe-like eyes, a nose of perfect proportions, and lips to die for. Her colour, whatever it is will suit her perfectly and be without blemish. Her teeth will be straight and white. She will reflect such beauty in her face as to dazzle and to draw attention to herself just by being in our space.

Our eyes travel downwards, and we see that she has straight shoulders and a neck that is invitingly kissable. Her breasts need not be large, just so long as they are proportional to her frame and that they have cleavage. A trim waist would set off all of her above, and that should then flare out into hips that have form, upon which should be attached a derriere that would be accented like a Monet painting, especially if outlined in a thong.

A smooth and trim tummy would be wonderful, while it lasts, and her legs, sometimes called her pins would be like ladders to heaven, especially if they are nice and long and shapely. Such a person usually comes to mind when we mention a Fantastically, Beautiful Woman.

What are the chances of a man finding true happiness with such a woman? She’s lovely to look at and her place on the calendar in the garage is most appreciated. But as my wife or your wife, she perhaps should not be our first or even our last choice. this type of woman is known as a High Maintenance person.



In the public domain, one such woman who I consider worthy of the title of Fabulously Beautiful is really a big woman, at least five feet ten inches tall, and a really beefy person. Her face is divine, her personality is truly engaging, and added on top of all that, she has tremendous talent. I'm talking about Dana Owens, known professionaly as Queen Latifah.




I am writing about this today because I heard a couple of guys laughing about big women. They were making The Big Woman the butt of their jokes, but really, I think that if you want a wife who is most likely to love you beyond comprehension; a wife who will dedicate her life to you, and to her family; and a wife who will concentrate on her man to the extent of making him feel as though he really is something special, then I believe there is nobody more likely to be more of a wife like that than a big woman.

There are some men I know who have always drifted towards the big woman. You and I have seen big women at dances and we have been amazed at how graceful they are as dancers. They do seem to appreciate the company of other women as they gather with family in tow to chat, but first and foremost the thing they seem to care about and value is their home.

Logically, the beauty queen has herself to be concerned about. She has to spend a lot of time on making sure that all is just right before going out into the public. Little things like wrinkles and grey hairs and a little inevitable weight gain are not to be tolerated, and her man has to accept that he is second place in her life. Her beauty is first, and it is superficial and fleeting.

The beauty of the family woman gains in strength over time, so although she may weigh 100 plus kilos, she is all woman and worth her weight in gold ingots. She can also cradle her bosom in her arms and say to a man: “If these aren’t big enough for you, then I don’t know what the hell you want!”

The Big Woman is no laughing matter!

Copyright (c) 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Spain. Champions of the World!


¡Celebration Time!

Although it had been predicted over and over several times that Spain would win the World Cup, there were a number of hurdles that could have made the outcome different. Holland has not lost a game for about two years, so that team are not to be toyed with. They were tough and determined. They had been to the finals twice before and consequently were under tremendous pressure to emerge victorious. Would it have been fair had they done so? I think yes. A victory for them after two failed attempts would have been super sweet indeed.

It was not to be in spite of a hard fought battle. I could not avoid sharing their pain at the loss of The Cup. In games of sport, someone wins and someone loses, except in cricket, of course, that can be played over the course of a week and end in a draw. In other games the losers get short shrift. They have to deal with their own pain of loss in their own way.

Many people have said that football is more than just a game. I think I agree, and I think that applies more to football than any other game. The effect of the Spain team’s win on national pride and sheer happiness is inestimable. This is a country in the throes of deep financial troubles, but if you didn’t watch the game you didn’t have a television, or were one of those poor essential workers who were forcefully kept at their post.

In Spain, football is sport, and it is politics. Any doubt about that can be dispelled every night by twenty minutes of news and thirty minutes of football sports. Also, only a winning footballer could hug the Queen and be hugged by the King. It is only football that can bring an entire country to a complete stop. As I write this no-one is focused on joblessness. Crime is taking a holiday as the criminals are too busy involved in the spirit.

In the old days one country entered another to rape and pillage and kill and annex the land. Did they really need the land and the women? Well, they probably didn’t really need the land, but thankfully we have advanced from that to this modern form of challenge and conquer. It is definitely tribal, and the support is intense. The tears in the eyes of men are very real. These are men who are super macho, and who simply don’t cry, except when they win or lose.

The day after July 11th, we were asking each other if it is really true that Spain has the most powerful football team in the world; and the most successful tennis player; and the most successful basketball team, and occasionally a very successful Formula One driver. I think it particularly fitting that the watchword of the campaign of the World Cup for the Spanish team was:” ¡Podemos! Translated liberally, it means “Yes! We Can!”

Well Done España!

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, July 11, 2010

World Cup Finals




World Cup Finals -This is The One!

As I write this, it is the morning of Sunday, July 11, 2010. Today is the finals of the Football World Cup. Holland has been here before, twice, as a bridesmaid, but never the bride. Spain has never come this far before. Paul, the octopus predicts that Spain will win. Holland has played all of its games like the champions they are, having won them all. Spain lost their very first game against Switzerland who played that one like clockwork precision. Spain has awakened and pulled their act together.

I am writing this as a person who had absolutely no interest at all in the beautiful game, with the exception of the current situation. I live in Spain. There are no persons in Spain who are not interested in how this match will end.

July is one of the months during which many fiestas take place across the country. I would like to see Spain win, if for no other reason but to experience the sheer joy and celebrations that would move the usual fiestas filled with fun, up several levels to total ecstasy. Should Spain lose, then we’ll just have to be content with ordinary fun in July.

The preparation for today has been that lots of people have bought their Spanish football shirts and bandanas, and their vuevuezelas. The expectation is that during the game the streets will be absolutely deserted; all schedules have already been realigned. Medical operations have been re-scheduled, for the benefit of both medical staff and patients; the prisons have setup large screen tv’s, as have most city centres. Movie theatres are showing the game, and the air is thick with anticipation.

There is no financial crisis that is being worried about. People who are out of work are not worrying about how they will pay their bills, or even from where their next meal will come. Thieves will take a holiday during the game, but they may have stolen your television. This will be an exercise in a whole country sucking in its breath and holding it until Spain has won the match. The exhale could be of gale force proportion.

Those of us in Spain love Holland, so it will not be a personal thing that our team is determined to win. I think we shall remain friends, but I believe Holland could live with that better than being beaten by their close neighbour.

Today, a new champion will be declared. Let it be Spain!

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Michael Jackson --One Year On!




Michael Jackson --A Growing Legend!

Hum a few bars of the first Michael Jackson song that comes into your mind without thinking about it. What was that song? For me the challenge would be easy because the song that is always on my mind is “The Earth Song”, a homage to Mother Earth, and a call to arms to protect and conserve nature. I regard this as the crowning glory of all MJ’s works.

I am starting to write this on June 25th, the first anniversary of the very premature death of a very special person. In his own words, “Gone, too Soon!”

The paradoxical thing is that MJ would not have wanted to have lived a long time to have grown old. He said that the process of growing old is ugly, and I cannot imagine MJ as an old man.(I’m also convinced he did nothing deliberately and intentionally to shorten his life.)

He left us on the top of his game. I have watched the rehearsal video for that gigantic round of planned London concerts. That would have been quite an undertaking, and it’s a shame that the concerts never did take place. What an EVENT that would have been! Those people attending would have left dizzy from the heights they would have travelled to. We can only but imagine. In the time-honoured tradition of show business, always leave your audience gasping for more. That was vintage Michael Jackson.

The year has flown by in the twinkling of an eye. Apparently, even in the eyes of his family time has simply vanished. The saying goes, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” Time has been very kind to MJ, to the point that romanticism has taken over. We only remember the good parts, which is just as well because the so-called bad parts were probably in large measure simply misunderstandings. In that case he would not be the first famous artist who was so ahead of his time that the public at large simply could not understand him. Just ask Brando, Miles Davis, Jimi Hendricks, The Beatles, Charlie Chaplin, Janis Joplin, Bette Davis, and a thousand more pioneers who the world thought were a little weird. Of course they are weird, because they are ahead of the crowd and what we don’t understand we label as being weird.

He has left the world a huge legacy in his songs, but in particular his vision of Neverland, where children never have to grow old. By all accounts it was a fantasyland
in the style of Peter Pan, who Michael believed himself to be. In my view he should be applauded for having taken an 11 kilometre tract of land and turned it into a zone of lakes with swans and fountains, and rollercoaster rides, and castles and steam railroads, and a zoo, among a lot of other things too hard to imagine, thereby celebrating earth and children in general. Was he a danger to children? Probably not, as he was a child himself. No criminal charge ever stuck, nor did we hear any child actually say that Michael molested him. So, we can now let all that unpleasant business slide into obscurity and simply remember the music.

He left something else as part of his legacy: he left three children who are growing up, but I can’t help hearing in the background a quiet drumroll. His children will have inherited his genes, and possibly his talent. Will they begin where he left off?

Stay tuned!

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Thoughts of Paul Harvey


Old Time Wisdom

I have no idea who Paul Harvey is. However, he seems to have authored one of those viral e-mail things that are making its way around the cyberworld. He wants me to pass it on to ten of my friends. However, I´m not sure I have ten friends, so I thought I would share his thoughts with you in this media. Fundamentally, as you will see he expresses his philosophy on life. I am moved by his suggestions because I have been there on so many occasions.

Paul Harvey writes:

“We tried so hard to make life better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I’d like better. I’d really like for them to know about hand-me-down clothes and homemade ice cream, and leftover meatloaf sandwiches. I really would.
I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.
I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something that you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. It’s alright if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he/she wants to crawl under the covers with you because they’re scared, I hope you will let them.
When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you’ll let them.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do that safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don’t ask your driver to drop you off two blocks away so you won’t be seen riding with someone as un-cool as your Mom.
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and to read books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy/girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
I don’t care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don’t like it…..and if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbour’s window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Christmas time when you give her a plaster mould of your hand.
These things I wish for you--tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it’s the only way to appreciate life.
Written with a pen…..sealed with a kiss. I’m here for you. And if I die before you do, I’ll go to Heaven and wait for you.”

Then he asks that you pass this along to at least ten of your friends and he included a riddle that I haven’t worked out yet.

I loved this piece because it’s as though he has drawn a broad brush over my own life. I have a real zest for life today, probably because I have had to mix the good times with the hard times. My first eight years were lived without electricity or shoes. I only received one gift at Christmas, and even that was something modest that I really loved. I walked to school and took the black eye, and I was ever so proud of my parents in the company of my peers. I saw my first movie, “Johnny Belinda” in the company of my older sister. I have never forgotten the experience and am still grateful to her.

The point with which I could not agree more is: never give your sixteen year-old a brand new car. Let him or her buy their own new car. That new car smell will be sweeter, deeper, and it will lasts forever.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Advice to Newlyweds


What drives a marriage forward, and what drives it into the ground.

Being a Senior Citizen, or as they say here in Spain, un Anciano, you are expected to have learned something from life along the way. I have learned that the police are not always to be trusted; that we are responsible for the decisions that we make; and ultimately we are responsible for ourselves. It is true that life is not always fair, but it is still better to treat others as we would have them treat us. Truthfulness is usually the best policy, although sometimes you have to use your common sense to decide whether it might be better to leave the truth till later.

Entering into marriage in these modern times seems like a more massive undertaking than it ever was. To begin with, the cost of getting married usually means someone goes to the poorhouse. The mountain of debt and challenge that faces a young couple today is so extraordinary as to be daunting. However, as human beings we still feel the pull of love, and the need to partner with our special someone. What have we of the older generation learned that we could pass along to help young couples to survive in their marriage?

I think that as a general rule violence and unkind behaviour in the home is a sure prescription for disaster. This is a difficult one because in some marriages the role of the man as head of household is supported in their church, and if he has to use violence to enforce his position, the church supports that too. I strongly disagree with forms of violence between any of the members, just as I condemn provocation.

My philosophy is “Don’t hit, and Don’t Provoke!” That applies equally to all members of the family.

Some advice I wish I had given to President Clinton and Tiger Woods is that no man can expect to have an extra-marital affair without his wife knowing that something is going on. Even if it’s a one-night stand that took place in a far away land, the moment you walk in the door the message crosses your forehead like the tickertape of the New York Stock Exchange. The message reads: “I have been unfaithful.”

It’s true that most wives, or husbands (if the wife is the guilty one) ignore the message as being too much information to process.

Another clear message to your wife will be to arrive home smelling of another woman. If you have showered before coming home, then why?

You are only one person (until the science of cloning is perfected), so if you are not where you are supposed to be, then where are you, and with whom are you, and what were you doing?

Finally, your wife will get to know more information than she might want because the woman with whom you have been having this secret affair will tell her all about it, just as soon as you disappoint her.

Many wives say that they had no idea that anything was going on. Yes they did, they just didn’t want to face up to it.

Life is complicated and difficult without actually making problems that are best avoided. The use of common sense needs to be re-appreciated and used every day of our lives.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Old Fashion Romanticismo


Old Fashion Romanticismo - Young love so Grand!

In May of 2010 I was fortunate to spend some quality time with a young, very much in love couple who were travelling around Europe. They were from my country of Bermuda, and so it was that I got to show them a little of Valencia. As a person of 71 years of age, and an incurable romantic myself, I really appreciated this couple’s story that was shared with me.

He is a handsome lad, and she is almost too beautiful and composed to be believed. They had been courting for a period of time when he went to her father in secret and asked for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Both parents considered that he was a very desirable suitor for their daughter, so they consented while at the same time being especially impressed that their opinions were sought even before he had brought up the subject with his love.

Nothing was said to his princess by either parents or himself; instead he planned an European trip that included several stops, including Paris in Springtime. It was there in a crowded five-star restaurant over candlelight dinner that he completely surprised his lady love by laying a handkerchief on the floor, an act that brought a hush over the entire room, and on bended knee he proposed to the love of his life. Even the violin music stopped briefly, and as all the witnesses held their breath he promised that they would have a long and happy life together if only she would say yes.

Tears were not in short supply at that moment. There was hardly a dry eye in the room. Even without the cameras from the film studios that moment is forever etched in history. She said “Yes, I want to be your wife, your lover, your children’s mother, and your very best friend.” It was only then that the room exhaled, and champagne corks popped and the music played.

She said that she considers herself to be very lucky to have a man so romantic, and so special to be thought of so highly as to be given such royal treatment. I agreed, but also, someone who could have the imagination to plan such an impressive beginning is someone that she can trust.

I wish them a life so full of love and happiness together that they will have plenty to share with the world around them. As long as they remember to respect each other as individuals, and to consider each other’s feelings and needs I think they have a very strong chance of celebrating their 50th anniversary. I would really like to be around for that!

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, June 6, 2010

The Blockade of The Gaza Strip




The Blockade of The Gaza Strip - A very Sad Story Indeed!

You will seldom find me poking my “two cents” into the dialogue between the Israelis and Hamas in The Gaza Strip. The way I see things there will never be an end to the conflict between the Palestinian people and the Israelis – ever! The news coming out of that region is usually depressing, but even for them the news this week was extraordinary.

Israel has in place a maritime blockade that disallows most cargo from being offloaded at any port in Gaza, with the exception of humanitarian supplies. The problem here is with the definition of what constitutes such supplies. Fundamentally, Israel fears that if they allow Gaza to have certain materials, such items may be reworked into armaments and thrown back into Israel, killing Israelis.

This week, beginning the first day of June, 2010 a convoy of six ships left Turkey to try and run the blockade, while the Israelis warned that they would hold fast. In the process the Israelis confronted the ships and boarded them, but in the case of one of the ships violence broke out that resulted in several people being injured and worse still, nine people were killed.

The outcome was that Israel has been roundly castigated, but no-one has called the action by the blockade runners foolhardy; but that, in my opinion is what it was. True, it was not all for nothing in that it has heightened world awareness to the fact that there exists a blockade, and to the effects of it upon Gaza. So, now that we know, what will change? Most likely nothing.

I took the opportunity to look at what life is like living without a great many of the basics that we in the free world take for granted, and it makes grim reading. Firstly, there is no definitive list of what is allowed and what is not. Sometimes certain everyday items may be allowed, and at other times they might be refused. Items such as candles, matches, books, musical instruments, certain foods, shoes, mattresses with sheets and blankets, writing materials and light bulbs have fallen under the entry denied grouping.

Cars, refrigerators, and building materials are almost always denied entry. I take no position as to the justification or not of the Israeli position regarding the items that they blockade, I simply have difficulty in getting my head around how it is possible for a modern day people to live without such fundamental materials.

Indeed, what can it be like for any ethnic group of people to live under such control of another power? We who are free to choose our own lifestyles and to buy whatever we can afford find this concept to be so strange in this modern world as to be outlandish.

This may explain the rash moves on the part of the blockade-runners. It seems futile from the start, not to mention dangerous to try and break the blockade set by such a determined country as Israel. At the least these are desperate actions in response to what appears to be a very desperate standard of living.

The part that particularly upsets me is that people sail their ships with their restricted cargoes into the Israeli hands, whereupon all is confiscated and the personnel are promptly deported leaving their cargoes to the Israelis. The Israelis say that they will deliver the goods, but if the items are embargoed they won’t be delivered to the Palestinians, but presumably they will be used as a gift by Israel.

Having seen what happened to the first ships, that has been followed up by another ship, with more ships promised. Stop the madness! This is a going-nowhere strategy at great cost and no gains to be had. I do feel great compassion for the Palestinian disadvantaged people, in isolation without considering past history and I can only hope for a better solution between the two groups.

First, there has to be a Will.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Eurovision Song Contest-2010


Eurovision Song Contest in all its Glory!

Apparently, I together with 174,999,999 other people, watched the finals of the Eurovisión Song Contest. In my opinion, we could do without the contest part and just stay with the joyous festival of music that it is. I must admit I thought that it was a contest that pit member European states against one another, but then Russia and Israel showed up, so clearly others are allowed to compete.

My choices for the songs most appealing to me were song numbers 8, Serbia-Milan Stankovic-“Ovo Je Balkan”; 11, Greece-Giorgos Alkavos & Friends-“Opa!”; 18, France-Jessy Matador-“Allez Olla Olè.” 19-Romania-Paula Seling & Ovc-“Playing with Fire;” and 25-Denmark-Chanée & N’evergreen-“In a Moment like this.”

The country that went on to win by a very large margin was Germany. They were only half way through their song when I said No! Lena, the lead singer seemed to be performing a karaoke song, and even she said that being declared the winner by such a large margin was unreal, and completely unexpected. I think 175,000,000 people agreed with her. So why did Germany win?

The whole thing is a truly wonderful event, and long may it last. It is an opportunity for each country to showcase its talent without some nasty person saying depressing things about the performer. Talent is encouraged, and you know that you have to be good before placing yourself alongside so much competition.

We had 25 songs, plus Spain performed its piece twice because someone crashed the stage and caused a distraction on their first presentation. My natural inclination was to support Spain, and their piece, “Something small” was well presented, with a lovely montage of visual effects by dancers, and the music was superb. It was very pleasant, but it did not move the audience in the sense of the competition. But, a superb effort!

While results were being tabulated the show featured a dance piece that brought in shots of people dancing in the street and in their homes from all over Europe. A fabulous celebration of unity that made me feel so good. The news that we usually get from around Europe is a salad of troubles, but this showed solidarity of joy. It was at that point that the program could have ended, and we would have had a perfect evening of entertainment.

But then came the voting. Those of us at home could vote by calling in our choices at a cost. I imagine that the money earned from that source went to offset part of the 32 million euro cost of the program. I’m not certain what effect those calls had on the final result, (if any) or who comprised the voting bloc that gave 8, 10, and 12 points to each country.

In watching the results of the voting it quickly became obvious that points were going to countries for reasons other than the quality of their artist’s performances. One after another countries gave their 12 points to Germany. There was no way that it deserved the degree of support that it received, and it became an embarrassment.

England found itself in last place, as usual, with only 10 points, but that was not deserved either in my view. Israel should have had that honour, but they were 14th.. There was also the usual round of one country giving its 12 points to its neighbour. i.e. Portugal gave Spain its 12 points, and that was the only 12 points that Spain got. However, Spain did not give its 12 points to Portugal, as that would have been hard to justify.

I have to give appropriate plaudits to the producers of the event. Slick, in the very best sense of the word; superbly professional, with behind the scenes coordination that must have been military precision-like. That group were the real stars of the show, yet they won’t get any prizes, or the recognition they deserve. However, they may get paid.

I thoroughly enjoyed the evening, notwithstanding the fact that I am at odds over the voting. So why did Germany win with 246 points and the runner-up had only 170? The answer might be that the winner gets stuck with hosting the next year’s event, and paying for it. So, poor Germany is probably the victim of a conspiracy rather than the prestigious winner of the event. In a sense, first place is the winner of a Poison Chalice. How so many countries got together to enter into this conspiracy is not known.

Probably by Twitter would be a good guess.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, May 23, 2010

BP will Pay!


An Oil Rig Burns-Hell on Water

The President of The United States of America has vowed that BP will pay the cost of the oil spill in the Gulf of México, but closer to the truth is the fact that we will all pay in some fashion, shape or form. I hope that the cause of the blow-up of the rig was not someone sneaking a smoke or otherwise ignoring health and safety rules, because the fallout will be massive.

Marine life is the first casualty. The cost of offshore drilling almost always places the marine environment at risk. I took a look at Marine Oil Rig disasters and I am gobsmacked at how many there have been. They have broken away from being towed; they have collapsed; they have blown up; they have sunk; they have been victims of hurricanes. The worst ever disaster was the Occidental Petroleum’s Alpha Piper North Sea Rig that produced both oil and gas, and was destroyed as a result of an explosion in 1988 killing 167 workers. There were also 59 survivors, and one wonders whether it was better for them that they did. The insured loss was Pds 1.7 billion, or $3.4 billion.

In 1979, the IXTOC-1 Well had a blowout in the Bahia de Campeche, Mexico, and 3,500,000 barrels of oil flowed freely from that incident for 9 months, at which time it was finally capped.

In this current disaster in the making the finger pointing goes on while desperate efforts are underway to cap the outflow of the oil. The environmentalists are out in strength saying we told you so, but they get to where they have to go by using the very same product they are condemning. This spill could not have come at a worse time for President Obama who supports offshore drilling in an effort to make America more energy self-sufficient.

It seems to me that if all else fails they should place a very large metal or rubber tube-like contraption over the spill to contain it to one place and to then pump away the outflow as it emerges from the base until a permanent fix is found. This may sound idealistic and over-simplified, but if we all come up with ideas, something has to work.

Meanwhile, the question is floated as to whether retrieving oil from undersea should be scrapped. In reality it should, but as a practical matter it won’t. In the meantime I hope that this spill won’t mean the end of BP.

Copyright 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Pigeon Brained


Professor Pigeon

I was sitting in a park in downtown Valencia enjoying the sun and people-watching as I waited for someone. I engaged in a conversation with an American visitor about “My Valencia,” which we both absolutely took so much from. A lady appeared very close to my bench with a small bag of corn or special feed for pigeons, and she dumped it in a single pile and walked away. What happened next was the most fascinating thing I have seen in quite a while.

As is the way of pigeons in the park, if you drop a mere crumb they come in a hurry to snap it up. As the lady walked away a flock of birds descended, but they merely surrounded the pile of corn and stood their distance. They actually stopped moving around and just stared at this bounty that was clearly too good to be true. Who would be the first to go in and sample it for the others?

Some took a few tentative steps forward, paused, then thought better of it and flew away. It was so obviously a trap and not one of them was willing to get too close. The pile of corn remained there for forty-five minutes unmolested. The birds came and went but not one had sufficient courage. In the thirty-fifth minute one black pigeon approached. He was there on his own, and for ten minutes he made several approaches where I thought he would actually go for it. However, it was as though I could actually hear his thoughts. Certainly by the way he bobbed his head he expected someone or something to pounce upon him.

Finally, in the forty-fifth minute he grabbed a kernel and jumped away. Nothing happened, so he went in and grabbed two bites and then backed off. He stood and looked all around, and I held my breath that someone would not come too close to confirm his suspicions.

Finally, he went back and started to feed normally, and in a few seconds a great number of birds came flying in to join him. Clearly he was kept under observation all the while, and seeing that nothing bad happened to the pioneer they joined the table in such numbers that the food was all gone in seven minutes.

I’m fairly sure that we humans don’t give the humble pigeon credit for being able to think through a problem, but here was a clear example of their capabilities from the point of determining that something was too good to be true, to taking their time to do a proper test to conclude it was safe after all with a minimum loss potential.

Humans have failed in this very same such situation on many occasions to our regret and loss. We should listen and take note of the lesson of the pigeon.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, May 9, 2010

No 10, Browning Street, London


No 10, Browning Street
The Great British Election Fiasco

The lady at the heart of BigotGate shrugged her shoulders in disgust and declared that she would simply not vote in the General Election. However, the right to vote is so precious that if she did not vote for the Labour Party, she in effect voted for one of the other parties, probably the Conservatives. If we vote for our party, that is a vote against all others. If we do not vote we give our vote away.

Poor Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrats. He gained big recognition and popularity in the debates, but come the day he was severely let down by voters and actually lost five seats. They may have liked what he had to say and the way he said it, but they chose to confirm that Britain is a two-party electoral State, and they were not going to change a thing. Consequently, after Labour and the Conservatives all the others are normally completely wasting their time in Parliament. Except for the Lib Dems on this occasion because of the very daft rule that says you have to attain 326 seats to be able to form a majority government. Why not a simple majority?

The Lib Dems get to flex a little muscle for a short time as their support must be sought by the Conservatives or Labour in order to form a government. However, presumably a new election will be called within a year and the Lib Dems will go back to wasting their time along with the other members of the fringe.

Gordon Brown returned to Downing Street the morning after having lost the election as though he owns the place. He seemed to be declaring to the world that this is my house and I have a right to it. Call it No. 10, Browning Street. But it is Downing Street, and the rightful occupant is David Cameron; and Brown, The Interloper is on borrowed time. To say that electoral reform is long overdue is an understatement, because to have a hung parliament with 302 seats is a travesty. This must be seen as a universal embarrassment to the British establishment.

Stay tuned for The Great British General Election, Take II.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Percy Miller -Centenarian

Percy Miller is leading the world in aging more gracefully!

Last year I wrote about Percy Miller, an Englishman living in Moraira, Spain. Percy was born in Plymouth, England, and at the time I wrote he had celebrated his 102nd birthday by driving to the office of the newspaper to have his picture taken.

He celebrated with a birthday party that included music and ice-cream and cake, and dancing. Percy danced at his party because his great love was dancing. Unfortunately he didn’t dance with any young ladies his own age because there were no young ladies the same age as he.

I was particularly impressed by his story because he seems to be leading the way for the new senior citizen. In the past we always saw pictures of centenarians sitting in their wheelchairs in very frail conditions, but increasingly people are more active and are more engaged with life. We are learning that life does not end until it ends. People are open to constantly learning new skills, the computer being the prime example.

Artists, who have long been “the antennae of our society” as one prominent author describes them, live longer lives in the sense that they are more functional, more independent, and more aware of the changes that life brings about. This is mainly because of their art and the interaction that that promotes with the public. They are constantly learning new things, and that is the key.

If we live our lives in a static fashion, then we will not progress, and if we do not progress then we must regress. Staying still is not an option, as time moves on, and with it change happens. We get left behind, which is a natural thing anyway because of the pace of change. For instance there was a time when I was on the cutting edge of change. I made it a point to acquaint myself with all the cutting-edge stuff.

Then, it seems in the mere blink of a eye things moved ahead by a quantum leap. I thought people were still using “My Space” and “Messenger” but the new flavour is now Twitter and FaceBook and iPhones and God-knows-what. I have been left behind, never to catch up again. We need to learn something new everyday, otherwise we are simply waiting to die.

I remember a time when to see a man typing brought about suspicious looks and suppressed laughter. Now, if you can’t type, you are nowhere. For Percy Miller, he has had to keep his sanity through wave after wave of amazing changes. Our children, and in many cases we as parents have only known a world that included the internet and mobile phones with sms and photo options and internet banking and the thousand and one aspects of modern living. Not so for anyone remotely Percy Miller’s age.

The obverse side of all this is that while change has come quickly bringing so much in new technology, in the actual blink of an eye we sometimes have to get accustomed to do without, such as the effect of a power failure on most computerised offices. That leads to masses of people standing around asking, now what do we do? The eruption of the Iceland volcano left people across the world without air transport. Heathrow Airport in London, one of the busiest in the world came to a grinding halt and stayed that way for over five days. That was absolutely impossible to contemplate, but it actually happened to Heathrow and a great many other airports in Europe.

To have lived such a long time, and to have enjoyed reasonably good health is a true blessing. To have survived through so many of life’s changes must surely be an intensely rewarding experience. I’m sure our Percy does not agree with everything that has taken place in the name of prosperity and technological advancement, but to have been there through it all and to have topped the One Hundred mark with such spirit and gusto is an inspiration, particularly to me, and most probably to everyone.

Now, I take great pleasure to say that Percy Miller has celebrated his 103rd birthday. In the course of the previous year his health has taken a marked downturn, so he was pictured sitting down, and he most probably did not drive himself to the picture shoot. I personally wish him well in this his 104th year. I wish him also belatedly a Very Happy 103rd Birthday, and that I believe he will find many more years to be even more interesting.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, April 25, 2010

A Day in the life of Marrakesh




Life in Jama'a el-Fnaa, Marrakech

Travel is definitely good for the soul and for the mind. When we grow depressed with our own style of life the cure is to go see how others live, especially those who are not so fortunate as we.

Marrakech is a good example of life throughout Africa, plus it has its own special twists and turns. The city claims to be the destination of choice for tourism in Morocco. This may be true as I have not seen Casablanca, or Rabat, the capital, or Fez. Marrakech is a city of super rich and super poor. The new quarter hosts top-class hotels. I imagine for those who can afford the tariff, once you cross through the hotel’s doors you enter another world. Such would be the case with Hotel Mamounia, the most famous of them all. Legend has it that within its walls you will find a whole different society.

Fundamentally, the old city is covered with dust and dirt, and the buildings are crumbling and all in need of paint. The desert winds blow plastic bags every which way, and petrol pollution paints a blue haze through the streets. The city is overcrowded with everything. Far too many people, cars, bikes, (motor and cycle,) donkey-drawn and man-drawn carts, massive trucks, buses, and many other very curious forms of transport.

For the outsider who is not a Muslim this may be our first entry into an Islamic State. Customs and dress are different than in the West, but in reality that is the only thing that separates Western people from the residents. People are people, and given that qualification I expected to meet a wide variety of attitudes.

The fact of the matter was that we only encountered people who were hospitable, some to great extremes. It would be for this reason that I would consider going back again. Even when walking the back alleys, at night and being confronted by shadowy characters, you realised they only wanted to be respected and of course, to sell you something. However, expect to feel tense as the men wear the djellaba, a full gown-like garment with a hood. When the hood is engaged it gives a very sinister pointy-look. Your imagination will persuade you that he is carrying a long-bladed, curved knife, suitable for cutting off heads with one feel swoop.

Marrakech is not for the faint of heart. In our case we lived in a Riad, which is a guest house. There were only six rooms that are housed in a three-storey building. The layout of the building is such that there are two doors on the bottom floor that serve as entrance into the interior, and no windows nor guest rooms. Small windows open outwards to the world on the upper floors, but they are barred. The sense of security from this arrangement is complete. Once inside this cocoon, if we chose to keep our windows closed the sense of peace would have been overwhelming.

The flow of traffic can only be described as total bedlam. I suppose that there are rules of the road but you can be sure they are ignored completely. Drivers seem to think their horns count for something, but they are so over-used that they count for nothing.

This is a world where nothing is pre-priced and everything is subject to barter. This gets on my nerves because I know that no matter how hard I bargain the seller still gets the better of me. Plus, it takes far too long to complete a transaction. Still, shopping in the Souks, (marketplaces) is part of the experience.

We took excursions outside the city that I found a cleansing experience. Being in the city was stifling and claustrophobic, so to get out to the Atlas mountains and down to the resort area of Essaouira was wonderful and is recommended. The contrasts are almost like being in a different country to Marrakech. Particularly the coast is the Atlantic that I have not seen in years, and filling my lungs with the rich pungent smell of seawater was invigorating.

Two factors stand out in my mind, and they both annoy me: firstly we saw women in a wide manner of disciplines, from those covered completely head to toe in robes, to the tourist wearing very scanty clothing, and everything in between. Given that this is an Islamic State, for the tourists in scanty clothing, it was an insult to dress in such a manner. Secondly, I was shocked to find that certain establishments have a license to serve alcohol. I am sure that no one who visits expects to drink alcohol, so why do they show such disrespect to their own culture to make booze available. Both the inappropriate dress and the booze greatly offended me. I can only imagine what the locals think.

Finally, I noticed while walking about that there was a company in the car rental business. The sign outside the business asked: ”Want to hire a Car?” I had to smile. “Are you nuts?” was my unspoken reply.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Rape as War



I researched the topic of rape as a weapon of war and wrote a blog by that title. As an act of men this has bothered me to a degree that is becoming a problem. I am having vivid nightmares on this topic. I imagine what is supposed to be the sorts of things that take place, with the result that I wake up sweating during the night.

To make matters worse one of my nightmares had me as a soldier in an army in Africa, and we entered a village where the commander instructed us to herd all the men into a circle and all the women and girls, of all ages were to be arranged so that we soldiers could enjoy ourselves by raping them. We placed the women in the situation that was required, but then not a single soldier proceeded to violate the women. Instead we shot the commander and the captain.

In my own case I dreamt that I was assigned to rape a young virgin. She looked into my eyes with a pleading expression and I saw my sisters and cousins and worst of all, I saw my daughters and granddaughter and my great-granddaughter. How can a man, born of a woman, with sisters and daughters do something so vile?

This raised a very real consideration because when we hear that soldiers raped and pillaged we presume that they did so with gusto. It’s one thing to kill the enemy, even if you are a soldier who doesn’t really believe in the war you are fighting, you nonetheless have to kill, or you will be killed. But to rape someone is a very personal thing. Firstly, as a man you have to have your equipment at the ready, and if your heart is not in the task at hand, the question arises, can you really be expected to perform. This would give new meaning to the phrase: “Conscientious Objector.”

I am having great difficulty in accepting that men are actually doing such horrible things to women. It’s not that I don’t believe they are doing these things, I am having a problem in accepting that they are capable of such depravity. I think it must be necessary to pass out of the state of being a human and into something else. Perhaps a cockroach.

We can’t really say he becomes an animal, because all animals have higher forms of behaviour than that, even the cockroach.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Rape as a Weapon of War!

The Ultimate Horror!


The American Secretary of State recently stated that she was committing $17 million dollars to The Democratic Republic of Congo’s problem, wherein rape is used there as a weapon. In reality, $17 million can only be considered as a down-payment toward eradicating this problem that defies adequate words of description.

The depths to which man can sink in his inhumanity towards his fellow man never ceases to amaze me. Just studying this subject makes me want to vomit. It certainly causes me to shrink in disgust that creatures who look like me are capable of doing such things. In researching this topic I came across these practises in the war that took place in Bosnia-Herzegovina. A 22 year-old Serbian soldier was brought to trial charged with 32 murders and 16 rapes. He was alleged to have killed 12 of the 16 women he was charged with raping. His victims were all Bosnian Muslims, and the point of these actions were to humiliate, control, and to inflict pain.

The defendant claimed that he was forced by his commander to do the things he did. To further complicate matters, the husbands and fathers of some of the women were forced to watch them being raped, and in some cases fathers and brothers were made to rape them as well or be killed.

It is true that in this context these actions take place in and a part of wartime activities. War brings out the very worst in humans, but even with that qualification the image of women being contained in camps where they are used by men as mere “toilets” is simply inexcusable and horribly disgusting. I know that these practises go back in time over many wars and years, and that in order for them to take place there has to be a green light from the very top of the command.

I would just like to think that there is a special place where all those who are culpable go to be punished. Instead, so many of them get to wear their ribbons on their chest and are honoured as war heroes.

I believe that no man, no matter how outraged and embarrassed by the actions of others who say they are men also, can truly understand what it is like to be raped. To have your dignity torn away from you and to be left in an abused and used state must be the ultimate degradation. To be housed for the pleasure of male captors and used as a WC until you die can only be understood by me if it were to happen to me.

We are not talking so much about man’s inhumanity to man, as his inhumanity to women. These are the same men who were born of mothers. It’s a pity that they hate themselves so much.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Anita and Joanna


Anita and Joanna : A Columnist's Columnists

The principal reason that I buy The Costa Blanca/Costa Levante News is for its page twenty-six girls. “The name’s Bond-Anita Bond,” and Joanna Cruickshank. Anita is a columnist and author of fiction novels, and Joanna is columnist and journalist. Together they make Page 26 the most powerful in the entire paper, and that is notwithstanding the competition they have on page 24 and 25. There we find at least four columns plus Vox-Populi, but in spite of that they are able to hold their own.

Anita is the elder of the two and is well-known for intensive research for her articles, and Joanna, bless her heart, gets the plum job of attending all those fabulous events such as Formula One and the America’s Cup top floor cocktail parties. Well, I suppose somebody has to do it but it must be tough.

Both ladies are British born, (I think I’m correct), and through their writings we have come to know quite a bit about them. They have shared some of their men problems with us, and curiously they both suffer from back problems. Anita seems to have had the worst time of it, having gone through a complicated operation and a follow-up remedial operation and an on-going long period of recuperation.

I underwent an operation in October to repair a broken leg, and while feeling sorry for myself I continued to read Anita’s columns detailing what she was going through. That made me realize that my problems were not problems at all, not compared to what she had to face, and often alone in spite of having some truly wonderful sounding friends.

Imagine being in her place and being told that you will never walk again, or if you do manage ,it will be a very messy and tricky experience. Then your darling dog and very best friend comes to the end of its life. It’s very probable also that her editor told her that she had written enough about her own problems. “Go back to writing non-related stuff in your time-honoured fashion.” For those of us who are her fans it was very important that she shared her trials and tribulations, and we want to hear how she is progressing.

Anita wrote a column for the March 5th –11th edition entitled “ And so Life goes on…” In it she displayed that she is focused, strong, determined and unrepentant. This is her life and she WILL triumph over all the odds. She is a survivor! I am convinced there will come a time when the whole horrible experience will be but a distant bad memory for her.

I must meet this lady, and buy both of her books.

I have written about Joanna before (When Life Doesn’t Disappoint) and she is such a wonderful person. I had the good fortune to meet her completely by chance. I have agreed that her mother can be her number one fan, but I’m second in line, which is not to say that I’m number two. I have read every one of her columns from the time she first burst upon the scene as “An English Girl in Spain” seven years ago. Joanna has written about every topic under the sun, so part of the fun is seeing what her fertile imagination has come up with. She never fails, and her writing is always eminently readable.

So, The Sun may have its Page Three Girl, but we have our Page 26 ladies, and they have so much more of substance.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Health Care in The United States of America


Finally, A Health Care Plan for The United States of America!

I have been watching the long and drawn out process in The United States as they have tried to work toward a health care system that they could be proud of. I have been asking myself just how do you call yourself the greatest country in the world, and yet your citizens are dying because they cannot get full cover health insurance; or the health insurance they do have has so many exclusions as to be useless?

Why has that situation gone for such a long time without the government having done something to rectify it? Both Democratic and Republican Presidents have looked at the problem, sniffed around it; some have made an attempt to have a go at fixing the problem, but the present President Obama committed his party to getting the job done.

On Tuesday, the 23rd March, 2010, history was made as The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, 2010 was signed into law by President Obama. Now, everyone in the United States, except illegal immigrants will have access to life saving health care. (This was also my daughter’s birthday, so a very appropriate day for such an important event.)

I would say Well Done America, except that would not be true when the entire Republican Party voted against the Bill. I am unable to say that they all believed it was a bad Bill, but this we do know for certain: It was a Democratic initiative, not a Republican one, and that’s the whole problem with the American system of politics. Party politics wherever practised puts party before country, and far too often the country suffers.

America! It was absolutely disgraceful and an abomination that you couldn’t have done the right thing and put in place a National Health Plan sooner so that annually, 100,000 citizens might not have died due to a lack of medical care. It didn’t have to be a perfect plan, but it had to be a useful program that would act as a lifeline for those in need.

Finally, a giant step forward has been taken, and all American residents will benefit. It is a great legacy for President Obama, who may yet turn out to be the greatest President of them all. America’s gamble has worked, in that the country chose the best candidate for the job. This is an important strategy for the future that any country should follow.

Congratulations! President Obama. We will now see a knock-on effect as other countries around the world follow your example. It is that important!

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Las Fiestas de la Fallas of Valencia









Las Fiestas de Las Fallas is Valencia. It is everything that Valencia is made of, including passión, religión, danger, fire, explosions, dangerous and very Mad Bulls, art, noise, incredible displays of fireworks, fashions, culture, history, custom, food, drink, dancing, music, colour, and excess, lots of excess.

For anyone who had been hiding under a rock, and who chose to arrive in Valencia by rail during the first three weeks of March, they would be met at the train station by an incredible amount of noise. They might choose not to get off the train as the sounds are similar to that of a war zone. From the first day of March the idea is to make as much noise on a continuous basis as we can so in order to chase away the old man of Winter. It always seems to work because on March 21st Spring officially arrives.

The weather had been so foul leading up to this year’s celebrations, that when the sun came out people joined in with such enthusiasm that we forgot our woes and the crisis. The basis of Fallas is the construction of monuments that tell some form of tale. They may be about local politics or international characters, and they should include something quite rude. Britain’s Royal Family have often been lambasted.

I first heard about this festival wherein monuments were constructed, some costing about as much as a brand new car. They are then planted in cross streets as the presentation of various clubs and associations. Money is raised to complete their presentations, and when the festival comes to an end they are set on fire where they stand. I couldn’t believe what I was being told and so had to see for myself what took place.

Last year we saw a monument that cost 900,000 euros to construct blown up and set on fire. True, it’s not quite the same thing as simply piling up notes to the total value of 900,000 euros and striking a match. That sum represented employment for several artisans for a year, and materials, plus the event itself brings into Valencia more than two million visitors, but still, I can’t help thinking about the poor, the homeless, the hungry who need help.

To describe in any kind of detail all of the things that happen during Fallas would be quite impossible. Fallas is the biggest festival on the Valencian calendar, bigger than America’s Cup; bigger than Formula One, and it is Valencia’s own creation. It truly is one of those things that has to be experienced personally to be believed.

One interesting aspect is that the interior of the city, which is a vast area excludes normal traffic flow, including public transport. People who live within can get accreditation for their vehicles, but getting around is very difficult. Some six hundred streets are cut off which makes moving in a vehicle very difficult, plus pedestrians take over complete streets, so someone behind the wheel of a car has to move at a walking pace. It’s an amazing thing to turn the heart of a city into a temporary pedestrian zone.

On the night of the 19th it is time to burn them all to the ground, and that signals the start of preparing for next year’s event. It is quite something to see the free flow of tears, not just in the young women, but also in grown men who have been closely involved with the project everyday for a year. Watching them burn must be something like cremating your grandmother. Very difficult to accept!

Not surprising, residents who are subject to non-stop noise, and restricted access to their homes take this time of year to go on warm vacations to South America. Who can blame them?

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Sidney Poitier


Sir Sidney Poitier

Sydney Poitier is twelve years my senior, having been born of Bahamian parents on February 27, 1927. Because his parents were in Miami at the time, and his birth was pre-mature he automatically came to hold American citizenship, together with his Bahamian status. On a side note, he is father to five daughters, including one whose name is Sydney Tamia Poitier. I particularly mention this for the avoidance of confusion.

Sidney Poitier’s life is a monument to dignity. He is an actor, director, author and a diplomat. His era was the same as James Earl Jones, and he had to fight a lot of the same unnecessary battles to overcome the odds against succeeding.

His early life was that of an unwanted (by white society) black young man who laboured in the usual list of menial jobs. He grew up on Cat Island Key in the Bahamas and in Nassau until he was 15. I have great empathy with this period in his life. In those days to be such a person you lived without any real ambition. Most people simply focused on what was available in their own neighbourhoods, but at age 15 Sidney was sent back to Miami to live with relatives, and at age 17 he set out to face real life in New York City.

It goes without saying that he would have been sorely tried in that environment. He joined the U.S. Army, probably out of a desperate attempt at survival. In New York he encountered the American Negro Theatre and auditioned and was thought to have promise. However, he spoke like someone from the Islands and had to brush up his vocal act. This was the turning point in his life, and although his career started in fits and starts he was eventually seen by the famous director Daryl F. Zanuck in 1950 who cast him in a starring role in “No Way Out.” He played the role of a black doctor who was confronted with having to save the life of a segregationist. He played the role so superbly that he had to be taken seriously.

That was followed by “Blackboard Jungle” in 1955 that gave him real momentum. However, he was cast to co-star in The Defiant One’s” alongside Robert Mitchum. The problem with this was that Mitchum refused to work alongside a black man, so Mitchum was sacked. That was a truly amazing thing to have happened at that time. His place was taken by Tony Curtis and was a great success.

The details of Sidney’s life is what makes him so interesting. His list of accomplishments read like the history of Hollywood itself. All the while we have to keep in mind the humble beginnings from whence he came. None of the people with whom he associated would have said to him that when he was being honoured by the movers and shakers of the world, that he should remember his roots, because such a possibility would have been absurd.

Looking briefly at his work we see that he has 52 film credits, including many hits. He directed 9 films, and starred in eight Made-for-Television films.

His two most memorable films, in my view are “Guess who’s Coming to Dinner”, and “They Call me MISTER Tibbs!” These films when viewed in today’s world might seem somewhat tame, but at the time they were electrifying to white audiences, and especially to black audiences they were heart-stopping. I also think they were instrumental in moving the civil rights argument ahead by a quantum leap.

In 1974, Sidney Poitier was made a KBE by Queen Elizabeth II. That is to say that he became a Knight Commander of the British Empire. This means that he is entitled to be known as Sir Sidney Poitier, and his wife is Lady Poitier. Neither he or his wife actively use their titles, but under his association with the Bahamas and The Commonwealth, these are legal designations to which they are entitled.

Interestingly, when we watched the very stirring classroom tearjerker in 1996 called “To Sir, With Love”, we had no idea that he was a real and legal “Sir.”

It is my great honour to say that I met Sidney Poitier in London when he was directing “A Warm December.” He actually considered me to audition for a pivotal role as the doctor . I think I have no acting skills, and in light of the fact that he stands for excellence, I thought it best not to even try. Perhaps I was wrong.

Sidney has gathered at least 15 awards or forms of recognition throughout his long and distinguished career, including the Oscar for “Lillies of the Fields,” and in 2009 President Barak Obama bestowed The American “Medal of Freedom” upon him for a life well lived.

Sidney Poitier and James Earl Jones. Two giants of the same entertainment industry of the same era, who could have been competitors, but who worked together for the furtherance of their art, the industry, and for civil rights. Humanity owes these two men so much, but we were entertained while growing up, so we don’t even realise what was accomplished. The American voters learned to vote for the best option without any unnecessary fixed criteria, and that is a wonderful thing for the world at large.

To Sidney Poitier I say “Live Long my friend. Live to see your great granddaughter grow up. Live to enjoy your daughters’ happiness. It is my honour to have met you and to have lived within your era. Live long, Live well, Live happy, and continue to live with dignity. Well Done, Sir!”

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, March 7, 2010

A Day at the Spa


How to Pamper Yourself

We were going to have a day at the Spa back in October, however I chose to have a day at the hospital instead by having a motor cycle accident. I have learned not to confuse the two in future. Then my wife and I were going to go away in December but I was having therapy everyday, so that got scrubbed. But, Lorna hit upon a great idea. There is an exclusive hotel and spa near to us where we could go on a day pass. Trouble with that is they closed over the Christmas and New Year period. Probably something to do with staff wanting to have holidays so that they could go home to be with family over that period of time, or some other such “trivial” reason.
Then it occurred to Lorna that there is another exclusive spa within distance of home that is used by members of the Valencia Football Club. The manager is someone known to Lorna so we went on a reconnoiter to see what was what. Turns out we were welcome to spend a day there, and we can become members if we so choose. To make matters even better, the facilities were just perfect to help my therapy.
There is a water circuit that consists of several types of treatments. Firstly you have to take a normal shower before entering any of the specialized rooms. We went to the dry saunas where we roasted ourselves, then back to the showers. Then came the cold shower room where you enter a cubicle, and if you really like pain you stood under a bucket that was filled with ice cold water. By pulling a cord the water tipped over you. Assuming you didn't actually pass out you then went back to the normal shower to warm up.
Then came two troughs of water with hard smooth rocks on the bottom. The idea was to walk first along the warm water side and then cross over to the cold side. This treatment should be done five times. As my leg was swollen it was suggested that I do exactly this at home, using first cold and then hot water to try and decrease the swelling.
There was another sauna, this time a wet room where the mist was so dense you could not see your hand. There could have been other people there but unless they coughed or said something their identity would have been safe.
Then we went on to a room where there was a basin that had fine chipped ice that you were supposed to rub over yourself. I rubbed a little on my leg but I was very frugal with those people's ice. They didn't have to refill the tray because of me. Then we could completely immerse ourselves in a small pool of heated water, which was just to my liking, and following that we could get out and go into another small pool of cold water. I considered they were going a little bit too far with this theme by this time.
Then came a big pool with water massage stations and one where the water cascades over your head and shoulders. That was my favorite. I could have stayed there forever, but it was not to be as we had booked the honeymoon treatments, so after an hour and a half of messing about on the water circuit it was time to head to the Honeymoon Suite. It was nice to know that we can go back anytime to repeat the water circuit at 32 euros a time.
The Honeymoon treatment consists of first each of us going to a separate room where we were immersed in a tub of bubbling water. I made sure it was just bubbling and not actually boiling. They then poured in some chocolate to flavor the water. I panicked just then until I remembered that we were in Valencia and not Borneo. I asked whether I could actually drink the water as it smelled so delicious. They said I could, but that I shouldn't try to drink the tub dry.
The tub gave a wonderful massage and was so relaxing that I started to fall asleep. The only thing that stopped me was that I was in a deep dish tub and if I slipped down it would probably feel heavenly, but that is where I would have been headed.
After that was over, and I have to be honest, I didn't want it to end, we were both taken to a single room where two people, one assigned to each of us, gave us the most luxurious all-over body massage using chocolate oil. I thought by now my name was Cad Bury. I have had some pretty good body massages by airport security but this was unlike anything else. When it was over, and I must be honest, I didn't want it to end, (did I say that already?) I explained to my masseur that although I had tried my best I could not scrub all the chocolate off in the shower.
It took him a full minute to realize I had just told him a joke.
We shall return, although in reality no-one deserves to be that pampered.

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, February 28, 2010

JAMES EARL JONES


James Earl Jones, a giant among men!

Over the years I have admired the work of a number of white male actors, especially John Travolta, but this is not about those guys, this is about the two black men whom I revere in their professional lives as actors. One is Sidney Poitier and the other is James Earl Jones. I have a special bond with these men because they are both black, as am I, and we are all about the same age, meaning that we grew up through very difficult civil rights times, and therefore their successes are just that much more meaningful to me.

Sidney Poitier came from a small island in The Bahamas and arrived in America in the thick of oppressive segregation and discrimination. However, he had a dream and through hard work, dogged determination and good luck, and a lot of very good white and black friends, he arrived at the top of his profession with his dignity intact.

Today, I want to think and write about a man who is an absolute giant among men in many ways, James Earl Jones. There are a lot of people born with natural talent. Among them there will always be one or two who stand head and shoulders above the rest. Considering the long shadow that JEJ casts over the entertainment industry it is no real surprise that his life began so modestly.

James Earl Jones was born on January 17th, 1931 in Arkabulta, Mississipi to Ruth (Connolly) Jones, who was a teacher and a maid; and to Robert Earl Jones, an actor, boxer, butler, and chauffeur. He died in 2006. To have been born a black baby in Mississipi in 1931 is to say that he was born into hell in the midst of extreme ignorance.

The first extraordinary thing to know is that the man who would come to posses the most famous voice in the world was effectively mute for eight years of his school life because he stuttered and the children made fun of him. So, he refused to speak outside his home.

Gradually he was coaxed to come out of his shell and he dealt with his speech impairment so that he could realise his dream to follow his father onto the stage. His life must have been a great struggle as society was not on his side. His list of accomplishments, too long to recount in exact detail, is testimony to his strength of character and indomitable spirit.

His film credits in part are:
Roots- played Alex Haley
Conan the Barbarian
Field of Dreams
The Sandlot
Coming to America
Cry, the Beloved Country
The Hunt for Red October
Patriot Games
Clear and Present Danger

Some of his voice-overs:
The Lion King, I and II
Pinocchio and The Emperor of the Night
Several guest spots on The Simpsons
The most awesome three words “This, is CNN!”

Some of his live performances on stage where I can imagine the buildings must have been shaken were:

King Lear
Hamlet
Othello
A MidSummer’s Night’s Dream
Great White Hope.
Measure for Measure
Big Daddy in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

He has a total of 117 screen credits, and along the way his list of awards and nominations is amazing. He has:
Nine Emmy awards or nominations.
Five Golden Globe awards or nominations.
One Independent Spirit nomination.
Two Screen Actors Guild awards or nominations.
Three Tony awards or nominations.
One Commonwealth award.
One Academy Award nomination.

However, James Earl Jones has never been awarded the Oscar, which, in my view discredits the Academy Awards.

More important than all the awards or nominations that he has gathered is the fact that his successes, being as they were so public were inspiring to a person like myself. During most of my years I was being told over and over again that I was a nobody and was incapable of doing anything of significance. Under such circumstances it is very difficult to keep faith in one’s self and to press on regardless. James Earl Jones was always there for me with the message “Yes, We Can.” Added to that a former First Lady said that no-one could make me feel inferior without my permission.

Then came Obama to underscore what we had always believed; but it took people like James Earl Jones to set the stage.

Our journey has been long and troubling. We have lived our three score and ten years and now we are in the coasting stage of our lives. I just thought it was time to say these things about the man when he can still appreciate and smell the roses. It does seem fitting for President Ronald Regan to have chosen James Earl Jone’s birthday as Martin Luther King, Jr Day.

Now, without great fanfare or applause, I say “Thank you James, for holding my hand and being my guide throughout some very difficult times. You’re my Hero!” Long may you live and continue to enjoy the fruits of your labours in good health.”

Copyright © 2010 Eugene Carmichael